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Quotes By subject - Starting with H - Humor

There are 120 quotes for the subject Humor

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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Author: Groucho Marx

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Author: Mark Twain

Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.
Author: Winston Churchill

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Author: Oscar Wilde

He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
Author: Mark Twain

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Author: Robert Frost

I can make more generals, but horses cost money.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.
Author: Mark Twain

Here's to woman! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.
Author: Mark Twain

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Author: Mark Twain

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Author: Mark Twain

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon
Author: Ambrose Bierce

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Author: Mark Twain

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Author: Robert Frost

FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
Author: Ambrose Bierce

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
Author: Winston Churchill

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Author: Dave Barry

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