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There are 22 quotes for the author Walter Matthau

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She's my niece, and we're trying to fix her up with an auto mechanic. Because she's going to marry this schmuck of a professor, and we don't want her marrying a putz.

I get something called a macho salad, which is all vegetables, and then I get a tin of salmon on the side. I know it's "sahmon," but I like to say "sammin."

The Taking Of Pelham One Two Three

You see, my father was a Catholic priest, Greek Orthodox, but I think he started out as a Jew, then he became a Catholic priest.

My own feeling is that he was a shyster and that he would become anything to get his way. Like, if he met you, he would be preaching papal supremacy.

The way she puts it, she says, "Only one man is handsomer than you." I forgot his name.

I figure if I'm going to die soon, I might as well talk about an interesting subject.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you'd give him money, and he'd give you something that you wanted to buy.

My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldn't afford to pay the eight dollars a month.

Acting onstage is like having one pal, a beautiful woman, and just being with her. Meaning that acting in film is unsatisfying.

"Get out of show business." It's the best advice I ever got, because I'm so stubborn that if someone would tell me that, I would stay in it to the bitter end.

You can't do it with strangers. It takes about five years to get into the ebb and flow. If it's not working after five years, get rid of them.

That's why we didn't jump on you and start beating you up when you came in so late.

We're writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines?

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty

Joseph Maher said to me-he plays one of the professors in the movie-and Joe said "Can you play Einstein a little shorter?"

I could play a cop, I could play a crook, I could play a lawyer, I could play a dentist, I could play an art critic-I could play the guy next door. I am the guy next door.

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality, ... 'The Odd Couple' was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that.

I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.

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